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For some reason, I seem to be getting a lot of this spam email poetry so i decided to compile a page of this computer generated daddaist nonsense in one big page just for you.

Not even poetry really:

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earlier than the evening before, when Stepa had rushed in from his own
office waving that idiotic contract and had so annoyed Rimsky by his
irresponsible behaviour. How could he have flown out of Moscow without
saying a word to the theatre? And if he had flown away yesterday evening he
couldn’t have reached Yalta before noon today. Or could he?
‘How far is it to Yalta? ‘ asked Rimsky.
Varenukha stopped pacing and cried :
‘I’ve already thought of that! To Sebastopol by rail it’s about
fifteen hundred kilometres and it’s about another eighty kilometres to
Yalta. It’s less by air, of course.’ Íþ . . . Yes . . . No question of his

Untitled I:

slope-walled she-oak rock eel expansion slide keen-edged
sandbeach grape smegma bacillus
train pipe chittam bark box clip blood lust cutting compound self-regulating
opium poisoning Anglo-brazilian outdoor theater amyl-acetate lamp stone grape
re-reflect night piece index correction
steel-riveted balm-breathing convexo-plane
cocculus indicus twenty-six driving board bud mutation well-feigned
water moccasin queen consort

This one is called Not Enough Hyphens:

directing plane illuminating projectile blood fluke
doubt-dispelling water slide open door
picture gallery scaly spleenwort sheep clipper
well-heeled Anglo-israelite out-clearer
umpire assay frame house sea eagle
madreporic body breeze-borne quitter bone
brant bird wide-eyed splash-tight
field gun marsh peep diddle-daddle

Untitled II:

sales agent gray-necked love-performing yarn-dyed cement rod
self-recollective Italo-serb
well-couched cairn tangle wantage rod spring safety valve self-determined unicorn root
tea dance test house skean dhu vare widgeon twenty-pound
world-honored valonia oak scare-thief
peg drum trap hatch war dance
wold mouse Un-socratic oil engine naked-eyed silver-shining
pupil teacher mangle wheel

Here is a nice long one entitled Elegant Crane Lifts Head To Meet Sunrise:

parrot-nosed palm play Pale-asiatic oil-regulating novice point Mycelia-sterilia Non-irish
museum piece pearl-crowned Non-hamitic
oak leather one-dimensional oil gland Panama laurel oil-fed naked-stalked pale-visaged moon-blind ovate-rotundate north-countriness one-leaf milpa system M roof
paper mulberry paraffin oil methane series one-dollar olive-sided flycatcher
minute glass molybdenum trioxide needle file mission furniture

old-man cactus mullein dock ore process much-hunger mustache cup nomination borough mule chair ordeal root nurse child oil gilding open-timber roof open-end bond parchment-colored
mountain-loving mild-eyed on-board Non-jew one-legged
meteor dust Osco-umbrian mis-start Nu-arawak

pannier pack mis-steer New zealand middle-statured nurse child mind-changing ox-foot
pair royal novel-making onion fly
old-style moth bean page proof off-go momentary-contact switch navel orange oat-shaped Non-methodist

This one is simply titled Salmon River:

three-hinged antimony bloom steam shovel Pro-iranian hop dog
Indo-europeanist arrow cane
fruit spot well-languaged derrick skip love-enthralled purple-spotted thorough-fought
butter roller sour-tongued rivet knob gold-laden wood pie
wide-sought creek grass nigh-past
hostess-ship Sanctus bell so-wise
passage bed tepary bean engine-type generator fleecy-looking body fluid
cloth presser salmon river

Some spam prose (?)

Jonathan learned at a tremendous rate. He always had learned quickly from
There didn’t seem to be anything on the map, but who trusts maps?
The Strugatskys posit that the Earth experiences a brief visit from
for every empty, I could have sent Ernest packing a long time ago.
to enter it.
had time, anyway, it all happened so fast. Kirill stepped over the empty,

“You were right. I remember that our reporters really botched the
such a big shot. He’s telling them authoritatively… .”

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