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That was the subject line of some spam I got this morning.

Holy crap. Someone invented spray on waffles and somehow it’s organic. Spray bacon is soon to follow.
I don’t understand, but I really want to try it.
Check out this video and see how it works.

Models in the Quad-Cities, A Special Feature by Denny Scott Photography.

There is a nice range here between unflattering “glamor shots,” badly photoshopped backgrounds, & just sad, sad photos.

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from MSNBC:
Mexican wrestler takes on eco-enemies
‘El Hijo del Santo’ plans to fight ‘SewageMan’ and ‘Turtle Eggs’ robber
I wasn’t aware that El Santo’s son was keeping the tradition going, but I must admit, it’s good to hear. For a nice little youtube montage of El Santo’s movies you should click here.
link to the article.

This is a company that sells merchandise based on anthropomorphic urine drops and fecal matter cartoon characters. Amazingly, this isn’t Japanese.
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Finally a solution to all of your problems.

SMOKER’S BIB
Smoker’s bib Stop fumbled lit cigarettes and dropped lit ashes from burning holes in senior’s clothing. Flame retardent apron stretches across chairs armrest to prevent hot cigarette end from falling onto clothing or be- tween you and the chair. Light-weight, machine-washable fabric meets NFPA 701 flame retardent [...]

Gummy Bears? Sure.
Gummy Worms? Yeah.
Swedish Fish? Oh yeah.
Chinese Gummy Pizza? Huh?
I found this in some weird Chinese-made candy/toy package thing at work. Supposedly it was a leftover from a photo shoot. Anyways, its got this weird little mutant rat with a (missing?) nose. If you turn the package over, you can see that it is [...]

The amazing blog Suicide Food is all about restaurant mascots that can’t wait to be eaten. One of their better finds is a Chicago butcher called Moo & Oink. If there is one thing I love, it’s Zapp and Roger ripoffs in local commercials. The choreography is even better the second time around.
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Here is a crazy ass image of a horse:

And here is a story about horses that smoke drugs. It is called Latawnya the Naughty Horse, Learns to Say “No” to Drugs.
This is a very small horse:
enjoy.

…this is actually going on in my head.

God bless Herb Alpert.

Hmm.

How come I can’t make cool TV ads like this?